R.I.P.YOU, PROBABLYDATE PENDING
Your headstone
A personalized grave and epitaph, ready for the group chat.
Case file No. 000–∞
Every Body Has an Expiration.
Let's Check Yours.
FOR FUNONLY
Morty, the Reaper's anxious intern, asks 24 questions, consults the bones, and stamps your entirely hypothetical expiry date.
03 minutes24 questions0 data stored103,796 souls served
StatusStill aliveFor now
Estimated expiryPending reviewMorty needs your paperwork
Your appointment includes
One gloomy little calculation.
Three excellent souvenirs.
42YEARS07MONTHS13DAYS
A live death clock
A dramatic countdown to a date that is absolutely made up.
FINAL APPOINTMENT?Attendance mandatory
A calendar invitation
Block off the hour now. It would be rude to double-book.
Today at Morty's desk
The ledger never closes.
Fresh files, historical departures, and the famous names whose paperwork recently arrived.
Rebuilt every morning
Who died on this date?
Every calendar square is somebody's last one. Open today's historical ledger.
View today's names →Morty's news deskRecently filed
Celebrity death news, written from real reporting without the funeral-parlour voice.
Read death news →The guest book100 famous names
Dates, ages, claims to fame, and the uncomfortable reminder that fame is not protective equipment.
Browse the departed →Latest Death News
- Celebrity Death File: John Anderson Dies at 71
Celebrity death file: John Anderson, the Country Music Hall of Famer behind "Swingin'" and "Seminole Wind," died in Nashville at 71 on 21 October 2026.
- Mike Ditka Dies at 86
Mike Ditka, the 1985 Bears coach and first tight end in the Hall of Fame, died in Chicago at 86 — nine days short of 87.
- Eva Marie Saint Dies at 102
Eva Marie Saint, Oscar winner and the last great Hitchcock blonde, died at home in Los Angeles at 102. Morty files a record-breaking run.
- Bob Mackie Dies at 87
Bob Mackie, the costume designer who wrapped Cher in sequins and Carol Burnett in a curtain rod, died at 87 on 14 September 2026.
- Gloria Steinem Dies at 92
Gloria Steinem, Ms. Magazine co-founder and the face of second-wave feminism, died at 92 in New York. Morty files the aviator glasses.
- Barry Melrose Dies at 70
Barry Melrose, ESPN
- Andy Williams Dies at 48 — AEW's The Butcher
Andy Williams, AEW wrestler The Butcher and Every Time I Die guitarist, died at 48 in Pennsylvania. Morty files the loudest CV in wrestling.
- Peter Cullen Dies at 85 — Voice of Optimus Prime
Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime and Eeyore, died at 85 in Los Angeles on 26 August 2026. Morty files the last Autobot.
- Cassandra Wilson Dies at 70 — Grammy Jazz Singer
Cassandra Wilson, the two-time Grammy-winning jazz singer from Jackson, Mississippi, died at 70 on 2 September 2026. Morty files the contralto.
- Tim Curry Dies at 80 — Rocky Horror and It Star
Tim Curry, Rocky Horror and It star, died at 80 in Los Angeles. Morty files the sweet transvestite, the clown and three Tonys.
- Dolly Parton Dies at 80 — Queen of Country
Dolly Parton, the Queen of Country, died at 80 in Nashville after a brief cancer battle. Morty files the 3,000 songs and 332 million books.
- Hayden Panettiere Dies at 36 — Heroes and Nashville Star
Hayden Panettiere, Heroes and Nashville star, dies at 36 in South Carolina after cardiac arrest. Morty files the child actress story.
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The interrogation
The 24 Factors Behind Your Death Date
Morty weighs 24 lifestyle and health factors, each with the grim, funny, real statistics behind it. A few of the big ones:
Death Date Calculator: FAQ
The honest, slightly morbid answers to what people ask Morty most.
What is a death date calculator?
A death date calculator is an entertainment tool that estimates a fun, hypothetical “expiry date” from national life-expectancy averages, your body-mass index, and lifestyle answers. ExpireOnDate.com turns that estimate into a headstone, live countdown, and calendar invite. It is for fun only—never a medical prediction.
How does ExpireOnDate.com calculate my death date?
We begin with national life expectancy, adjust for BMI and 24 lifestyle answers, then add a random cosmic wildcard for luck and genetics. Read the full method on our how it works page.
Is the death clock accurate or a real prediction?
No. ExpireOnDate.com is 100% entertainment. It is not medical advice, a scientific forecast, or an insurance tool. Real lifespan depends on countless unpredictable factors.
Is my data private?
Yes. Every calculation runs entirely in your browser. Your nickname, birth date, measurements, and answers are never sent to a server or stored. See our privacy policy.
Can I add my estimated death day to Google Calendar?
Yes. The results screen opens a pre-filled one-hour Google Calendar event at your estimated date, complete with your cause-of-doom story and a clear disclaimer.
WTF bro - Why did you build this website?
Said my final goodbyes to both parents this year and lot of death in family lately. Everyone has their ways to deal