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Summon the living humans
There's a small team of real people behind Morty's theatrics, and we read every message. Whether you've spotted a typo, want to question our (deliberately unscientific) math, have a press enquiry, or just thought of a gloriously morbid feature — we'd love to hear from you.
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We typically reply within a few business days. The Reaper is punctual; his interns less so.
What to write about
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- Press & collaboration. Writing about death clocks, memento mori, or dark-humor design? Happy to help.
- Business & advertising. Enquiries about the site or advertising placements are welcome at the same address.
One gentle note
ExpireOnDate.com is a comedy site, and the subject of mortality isn't light for everyone. We can't offer medical, psychological, or crisis support. If thoughts of death are weighing on you, please reach out to a doctor, a trusted person, or a local support line — you deserve real human support, and it matters far more than anything a goth website can say.
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