Question 2 of 24
Drinks per week, and be honest, the bottles will testify:
Pick one to continue — the dead don't get to skip homework.
Your liver would like a word
💀 A grim little fact
The 2024 WHO global report attributes 2.6 million deaths a year to alcohol — about 4.7% of all deaths on the planet. Roughly 2 million of those were men, proving that "hold my beer" is less a phrase and more an epidemiological category.
The damage isn't just liver-shaped: alcohol shows up in cancers, heart disease, car crashes, and decisions you'd rather not revisit at 3am.
~4.7% of all deaths worldwide are attributable to alcohol (shown as % of the way to a fictional 10%).
🔮 Myth vs. Morty
Myth: "A glass of red wine is good for your heart." This one refuses to die, mostly because we want it to be true. But in 2023 the WHO stated the quiet part loudly: there is no safe level of alcohol for health. The famous resveratrol in red wine? You'd need to drink a bathtub of it nightly, at which point the wine becomes the problem, not the cure.
Morty's not saying don't enjoy a drink. He's saying don't file it under 'wellness routine.'
Sources: WHO Global Status Report on Alcohol (2024, 2023) · Entertainment only — not medical advice.