Terms of Use
The rules of the crypt
The short version: ExpireOnDate.com is a comedy website. Use it for fun, don't rely on it for anything real, and don't break it or abuse it. By using the site you agree to the terms below.
1. Acceptance of these terms
By accessing or using ExpireOnDate.com (the "Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use and by our Privacy Policy and Disclaimer, which are incorporated here by reference. If you do not agree, please don't use the Site.
2. Entertainment only — no reliance
The Site provides a fictional, comedy-weighted "death date calculator" and related content for amusement. It is not medical, health, psychological, financial, legal, or actuarial advice, and it is not a real prediction of anyone's lifespan. You agree not to rely on any result, figure, or statement on the Site to make any decision. See the full disclaimer for details.
3. Eligibility
The Site deals with morbid, adult-oriented humour and is intended for users aged 13 and over (and for users who are old enough to view such content where they live). It is not directed at children. If you are under the age of majority in your location, please use the Site only with the involvement of a parent or guardian.
4. Acceptable use
You agree not to:
- Use the Site for any unlawful purpose or in violation of any applicable law;
- Attempt to disrupt, overload, hack, scrape abusively, or reverse-engineer the Site or its underlying code;
- Introduce malware, attempt to gain unauthorised access, or interfere with other users' use of the Site;
- Misrepresent the Site's output as a genuine medical or scientific prediction, or republish it in a way that implies it is.
5. Intellectual property
The Site's name, branding, "Morty" character, text, design, code, and graphics are owned by ExpireOnDate.com or its licensors and are protected by applicable intellectual-property laws. You may view and share links to the Site freely, and you may share your own generated result for personal, non-commercial fun. You may not copy, reproduce, or repurpose substantial parts of the Site for commercial use without our written permission.
6. Third-party links and services
The Site may link to or integrate third-party services — for example, an "Add to Google Calendar" button or social-sharing links — and may display advertising provided by third parties such as Google. We don't control those services and are not responsible for their content, policies, or practices. Your use of them is governed by their own terms and privacy policies. Advertising is handled in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
7. Disclaimer of warranties
The Site is provided "as is" and "as available," without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including (without limitation) warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, accuracy, or non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or secure.
8. Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, ExpireOnDate.com and its creators shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for any loss arising out of or relating to your use of (or inability to use) the Site, even if advised of the possibility of such damages. Where liability cannot be excluded, it is limited to the maximum extent permitted by law.
9. Indemnity
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless ExpireOnDate.com and its creators from any claims, damages, or expenses arising out of your misuse of the Site or your breach of these terms.
10. Changes to the Site and to these terms
We may modify, suspend, or discontinue any part of the Site at any time, and we may update these terms from time to time. Material changes will be reflected by the "last updated" date below. Your continued use of the Site after changes take effect constitutes acceptance of the revised terms.
11. Governing law
These terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction in which the Site's operator is established, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. [Operator: insert your governing jurisdiction here.]
12. Contact
Questions about these terms? Reach us via our contact page.
Last updated: June 2026.