Privacy & Cookies

Short version: everything happens in your browser. We don't run a server-side database, we don't sell data, and we don't set tracking cookies. Refresh the page and your inputs vanish.

What we collect

Your nickname, birth month and year, sex, height, weight, and 21 question answers are processed entirely on your device to produce your result. This information is never transmitted to any server belonging to ExpireOnDate.com and is not stored anywhere — not in a database, not in local storage, not in cookies.

Cookies

The core calculator sets no cookies and uses no analytics or advertising trackers by default. If we ever add privacy-respecting analytics in the future, we will update this page and, where required, request your consent first.

Third-party links & services

• Google Calendar: the "Add to Google Calendar" button simply opens Google's own event-creation page in a new tab with your result pre-filled. Anything you do there is governed by Google's privacy policy, not ours.
• Social sharing: the share buttons either copy text to your clipboard or open a social network's compose window. We don't track shares.
• Hosted assets: fonts and styling libraries may load from third-party CDNs, which can see your IP address as part of normal web requests.

Children

This is an adult-oriented comedy site about mortality and is not directed at children under 13.

Contact & changes

Questions about privacy? Reach the editorial team via the channels listed on our about page. We'll note any material changes here with an updated date.

Last updated: June 2026.